Late afternoons at the office summon those special states ... the kind that cause the watercooler to gurgle in Swahili while the unwashed masses gear themselves up for the commute home, wondering just how full their favourite jaunt will be tonight and whether that chick with the chain mail top will be back, 'cos boy do you have some lines worked out for her.

The ideas for this scheduled weekly post highlight the level of derangement brought on by that pre-dusk, pre-party sugar-low (which many of the lads working at Obsidian could attest to, (Warren dude, we need your skillz)).

*clasps hands firmly* *looks as devout as a freshly cast Benedictine Garden Gnome* * prays for protection against blogfade*

So yeah, if you're into arcane references, vicious plagiarism, repurposed content, cheesy one liners, vague hints at creativity and a little insight into what my brain comes up with on Friday afternoons, then stay tuned for more of this sorta stuff each Friday (submissions welcome):

#1 - Carlista Flockheart

#2 - The OZ Effect